Heads of the Bed are DEAD and Recent is Safe!
That's right. Heads of the Bed were shot dead this morning by Kimmy B. and Johnny Z. We have scant information on the event but from what our sources tell us Heads of the Bed were shot DEAD and it is implied that they were killed in order to protect the most recent partial, Recent. While some may mourn the passing of Heads of the Bed I know that at least a few non-brushed mouths out there will be happy to hear it is safe to return to the land of sleep again.
Obituary forthcoming.
I personally will miss Heads of the Bed but then again I maybe won't. Go away, Herself.
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